HGTV show ideas

HGTV is awesome, we all know. However, all their sassy style-me-pretty flip-it-switch-it home-buying-is-fun crap is not really current with today's economy. Here are some show ideas I've written to HGTV to pitch for 2009 -

Foreclosing Your Home with Style!

How to Downgrade and Lose most of your Equity.
Finding a Home in your Price Range (there aren't any).
First Time Buyers - don't worry, you won't be approved for a loan anyway.